2. You might be a redneck if..

1. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
   
2. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
   
3. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
   
4. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
   
5. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
   
6. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
   
7. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
   
8. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
   
9. Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
   
10. Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
    
11. The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
    
12. You've ever bought a used cap.
    
13. Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
    
14. You pick your teeth from a catalog.
    
15. You've ever financed a tattoo.
    
16. You've ever stolen toilet paper.
    
17. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
    
18. People hear your car a long time before they see it.
    
19. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
    
20. You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
    
21. You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
    
22. You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
    
23. You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
    
24. You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
    
25. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
    
26. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
    
27. you have ever used lard in bed.
    
28. you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
    
29. you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
    
30. your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.