lördag 18 september 2010


Bob says to his friend Bill, "My doctor says if I don't give up sex, I'll be dead in a week."

"Why is that?" Bill asks.

Bob replies, "I've been screwing his wife."


"I have to be very careful not to get pregnant," a woman told her friend.

"I don't understand," said the friend. "I thought your husband had a vasectomy."

The woman answered, "Precisely."

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