The Monkey and the Cue Ball

A guy walks into a pool hall with his pet monkey and orders a drink. While he's drinking, the monkey is busy running all over the place and getting into everything.

Pretty soon, the bartender says to the guy, " Did you see what your monkey just did? He got into the fruit tray and ate up half of the fruit!"

"Oh, yeah", says the guy, " he's crazy and he'll eat anything. Just put it on my tab and I'll take care of it."

A few minutes later the bartender comes up to the guy and says, " Did you see what your monkey did this time? He jumped up on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball!"

"I told you he's crazy and he'll eat anything", says the guy, "just put it on my tab."

Pretty soon the guy finishes his drinks, pays the tab, picks up the monkey and leaves.

About a week later, in comes the guy with his monkey again and orders a drink. The monkey again starts getting into everything.

After a few minutes the bartender says to the guy, " Did you see that? Your monkey just took a cherry out of the fruit tray, stuck it in his butt, pulled it out and ate it!"

"Yeah", says the guy, "he's still crazy and he'll eat anything, but now he measures first!"