Religious Nuts

Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read: 'Da End is Near! Turn You self Around Now Before It's Too Late!'

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jus say 'Bridge Out'?'