Monica Lewinsky prayer

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a
mirror.

Her frustration
over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on
God for help.

"Lord... If You take away my love handles,

I'll devote my life to You," she prayed.

And, just like that..... her ears fell off.