Geeky one-liners

• I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
• There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
• Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
• If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
• Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.
• If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
• Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
• 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.