If Carlsberg made girlfriends here’s a few things they’d say (probably)…
1. That fart was great! do another.
2. Are you sure you’ve
had enough to drink?
3. No thats ok, you drink beer and watch porn. I’ll do
the washing up.
4. Of course I swallow, I love it!
5. Just for a change,
put it in my a**.
6. I’m bored, lets shave my p***y.
7. How about you get
that girl from work to join us?
8. Marriage? no way!!!
Carlsberg don’t do girlfriends.