Beer Belly Facts

1. Beer bellies are cool, and a good one will keep snobbish girls from pestering you.

2. A good one can double as a TV tray for chips and beer.

3. It is a great way to meet cute cardiologists.

4. Beer bellies have a lot room for more tattoos when your arms and back are full.

5. The belly button can store up to eight one dollar coins for the parking meter.

6. Big beer bellies make the best waves and splashes when you do belly flops in the pond.

7. And with a big beer belly, there is more of to love.