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lördag 10 december 2011
onsdag 30 november 2011
lördag 1 oktober 2011
Nu ...
Nu har Sonja och Wilhelm kommit!!! stort gratis till Madde och Jocke ..och till Liam som blivit storebror.
lördag 10 september 2011
tisdag 9 augusti 2011
Det heter inte rullskridskor pappa!
På Återvändan säljs det begagnade rollerblades för tretti spänn!lördag 18 juni 2011
Life with kids
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.ft . house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few a times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jelly.
15. VCR's do not eject sandwiches.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. Raw eggs and semi digested cheese stick to walls and ceilings very well.
25. 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few a times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jelly.
15. VCR's do not eject sandwiches.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. Raw eggs and semi digested cheese stick to walls and ceilings very well.
25. 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
fredag 17 juni 2011
7 Year Olds on Beer
A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'.
'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.' --Tim
'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. ' --Melanie
'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' --Grady
''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' --Toby
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. --Sarah
'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' --Lilly
'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' --Ethan
'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' --Shirley
'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense, 'cause we don't have a dog. --Jack
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'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.' --Tim
'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. ' --Melanie
'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' --Grady
''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' --Toby
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. --Sarah
'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' --Lilly
'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' --Ethan
'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' --Shirley
'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense, 'cause we don't have a dog. --Jack
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måndag 13 juni 2011
söndag 23 januari 2011
Redan som liten ...
När barnen är små försöker vi se om vi finner drag av intelligens i det de gör, den här killen t.ex "vilket uttryckssätt! - han blir nog en stor konstnär när han blir stor"-
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Ett vandrande konstverk ..vad stolta hans föräldrar måste vara!fredag 10 december 2010
Fredag 10 december ...
..vilken rubrik va? -ren idétorka! Alva och Stina är på väg till skolan, jag brukar följa med dem dit, hjälpa dem att bära skridskor, jumpapåsar mm, det var 13 grader kallt men solen gör ändå ett tappert försök att stiga upp.
Värmeverket igång, fjärrvärme på väg!
Väderkvarnen på Marknadsberget
Ett snöspöke i vår häcktorsdag 9 december 2010
Märy
Det finns inga jag hellre blir skriven på näsan av än mina barn, i veckan frågade de mig om jag visste vad tomtens fru hette?
Pappa vet du vad tomtens fru heter?
Pappa vet du vad tomtens fru heter?
-eh!..Tomte Lisa kanske?
-Nej, hon heter Märy!
-Märy! heter hon verkligen det?
-Ja, Märy Christmas!
lördag 20 november 2010
tisdag 14 september 2010
Mera barngåtor
Gåtor som mina barn berättar för mig ..så att jag ska känna mig som det pucko jag är.
Tant Gul bor i det röda huset.
Tant Röd bor i det blå huset.
Tant Blå bor i det gula huset.
Tant vit bor i det Gröna huset.
Vem bor i det vita huset?
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Barack Obama!
Tricky ha? geee! okey ..en till
Det var en cowboy som red till stan på fredag, han stannade i stan i tre dagar och han for hem på en fredag ..hur är detta möjligt?
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..hans häst hette Fredag!
Tant Gul bor i det röda huset.
Tant Röd bor i det blå huset.
Tant Blå bor i det gula huset.
Tant vit bor i det Gröna huset.
Vem bor i det vita huset?
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Barack Obama!
Tricky ha? geee! okey ..en till
Det var en cowboy som red till stan på fredag, han stannade i stan i tre dagar och han for hem på en fredag ..hur är detta möjligt?
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..hans häst hette Fredag!
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