Nine Phrases Women Use

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means
a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t
Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here –
This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is
not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a
‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of
saying F– YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For
the woman’s response refer to # 3.