Lille Adolf leker med en kompislördag 20 februari 2010
Murphys hat
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?”
Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.”
The priest said, “Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat. What changed your mind?”
Murphy replied, “Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided that I didn’t need to steal McGlynn’s hat after all.”
With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; “After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?”
Murphy slowly shook his head. “No, Father, after ya talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ I remembered where I left me hat.”.
Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.”
The priest said, “Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat. What changed your mind?”
Murphy replied, “Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided that I didn’t need to steal McGlynn’s hat after all.”
With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; “After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?”
Murphy slowly shook his head. “No, Father, after ya talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ I remembered where I left me hat.”.
fredag 19 februari 2010
Outstanding!!!
GÖÖÖÖT! GIK vann med 8-3 mot Vimmerby! Vimmerby var på intet sätt dåliga alls de spelade tvärtom riktigt bra som typ de bästa lagen vi mött i seriespelet, men ändå! hur bra är GIK egentligen? det GIK jag såg var suveräna, outstanding - hur långt kan vi gå? Forwarden Lars Andersson håller inte division 1 klass, han håller ta mej fan elitserie klass. Publiksiffran var hög 563 åskådare och ganska bra med hejjarramsor och liv på läktarn - okej det var en fredagsmatch och många var ganska påstrukna, mera sånt!
Kalla igen?
Vad tror ni Charlotte Kalla som vinnare i dubbeljakten? på Unibet står hon i 4.75 som vinnare, jag spelar 50kr. Med tanke på det sätt som hon senast tog hem guldet är det ett bra spel. Fredag 22:00 damer 2x7.5km jaktstart.
Charlotte Kalla Fighting face
Den bästa dagen
"Idag är det den bästa dagen" -så sa mina tjejer när de studsade ur sängen i morse, ikväll ska de åka tåg till Göteborg och se på melodifestivalens genrep, det är klart att det är en stor upplevelse för flickorna. Så tyst och ensamt det ska bli här - stackars mig! som tröst har jag införskaffat mig en stor flaska grape tonic och en flaska gin, får se vad det kan bli utav det där, jag ska gå och se på hockey är det tänkt, GIK play-off spelar mot Vimmerby ikväll, de vann borta i onsdags med 5-7, undrar om det blir "den bästa dagen" även för vårt hockeylag?
torsdag 18 februari 2010
What a wife says... and actually means
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to
The wife says: I'm not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, you're doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and feed him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
Så är det! ..kanske, gift er inte.
Kort fråga
Är du beredd att betala några tusenlappar mera per år bara för att den här väderstationen larmat om klimatförändringar?
The Workaholic Pillow Book
The Workaholic Pillow Book isn't so much a book as a bound pillow. A $62 bound pillow. Still, if your boss is stupid enough to think you're reading when you're actually asleep at your desk, I want your job.Den där boken skulle jag behövt när jag jobbade på Saab!
Sen ankomst
En pojke kommer för sent till skolan och fröken vill naturligtvis veta varför.
- Jo, det var så att jag var tvungen att gå med kon till tjuren.
- Kunde inte din pappa gjort det, frågar lärarinnan.
- Nä, det måste allt vara en riktig tjur till det.
- Jo, det var så att jag var tvungen att gå med kon till tjuren.
- Kunde inte din pappa gjort det, frågar lärarinnan.
- Nä, det måste allt vara en riktig tjur till det.
Starkaste ölet, nya rekord.
“A controversial Scottish brewery" has said it has reclaimed the title of the world’s strongest beer from German rivals – with Sink the Bismarck at 41%. BrewDog, of Fraserburgh, made headlines last year when it unveiled a 32% beer called Tactical Nuclear Penguin. However, Schorschbrau released the 40% strength Schorschbock. BrewDog said its newly released 41%, Sink the Bismarck, would cost $55 for a 330ml bottle and would only be sold online.http://dodstrakigt.blogspot.com/2009/11/varldens-starkaste-ol.html
The Dark Alleys - Behind the green door
The Dark Alleys, live at the Outland. The Dark Alleys är från Springfield. Missouri, lyssna på mer av bandet här: http://www.myspace.com/thedarkalleys
"(The) Green Door" Music composed by Bob Davie and lyrics written by Marvin Moore. The hit version of the song in the United States was recorded by Jim Lowe and it reached #1 on the Billboard Charts in 1956.
The lyrics describe a nondescript establishment, with a green door, behind which "a happy crowd" play piano, smoke and "laugh a lot," and inside which the singer is not allowed. There are references to lack of sleep or insomnia, which can be cured by marijuana in some cases. It is widely agreed by habitual marijuana smokers that music sounds a lot better while under the influence of cannabis. There is also a reference to 'laugh[ing] a lot' behind the green door. Uncontrollable laughter is often a symptom associated with marijuana consumption in any form.
Bill Haley & His Comets recorded a version for a single release on Decca Records during an unsuccessful attempt to make a comeback with the label that had made them famous with "Rock Around the Clock".
Psychobilly band The Cramps covered the song on their 1981 album, Psychedelic Jungle.
It is also behind the name of a live album by Irish American punk band Flogging Molly, Alive Behind the Green Door.(this may only reference the Irish bar in Los Angeles Molly Malone's where they record was recorded and has a green door. It is also where they Molly in their name comes from.)
Within the American intelligence community, "green door" is a slang verb, meaning to restrict an individual's or organization's access to information and/or locations. "We green doored them."
onsdag 17 februari 2010
GIK suveräna seriesegrare
Division 2 Södra A, 2009 / 2010 | GP | W | T | L | GF | GA | GD | TP | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Grästorp | 36 | 26 | 7 | 3 | 188 | - | 96 | 92 | 59 |
| Hanhals | 36 | 21 | 5 | 10 | 182 | - | 120 | 62 | 47 |
| Rönnäng | 36 | 19 | 6 | 11 | 136 | - | 106 | 30 | 44 |
| Skara | 36 | 19 | 2 | 15 | 151 | - | 139 | 12 | 40 |
| Alingsås | 36 | 16 | 7 | 13 | 127 | - | 105 | 22 | 39 |
| Bäcken | 36 | 18 | 2 | 16 | 132 | - | 142 | -10 | 38 |
| Kållered | 36 | 14 | 5 | 17 | 145 | - | 142 | 3 | 33 |
| Partille | 36 | 14 | 1 | 21 | 133 | - | 172 | -39 | 29 |
| Göteborg IK | 36 | 5 | 6 | 25 | 104 | - | 190 | -86 | 16 |
| Vänersborg | 36 | 5 | 5 | 26 | 102 | - | 188 | -86 | 15 |
Så var serielunken avklarad, som framgår av tabellen var Grästorp suveräna och vann också serien i överlägsen stil - ikväll börjar Play-Off kvalet till div 1, GIK åker till vimmerby för en första match, själv väljer jag att följa den matchen framför datorn via http://www.everysport.com , på fredag 19/2 kl 19:00 tas Vimmerby emot på hemmaisen i Lunnevi.
tisdag 16 februari 2010
Unemployed man builds igloo
“Jimmy Grey said that he’d been out of work for almost a year, and needed a project to keep himself busy. So with the heavy snowfall that America has experienced this winter, the 25-year-old labourer got to work on an extreme igloo in his family’s yard in Aquilla, about 30 miles east of Cleveland. His four-room creation has 6-foot ceilings and an entertainment room. He powers the TV with an extension cord plugged into an outlet in the garage. He also ran wires for cable television with surround-sound stereo, enabling him and his friends to watch the Superbowl in his icy mansion.”
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