Naughty Joke

Three 3rd Graders : an Irish kid, an Italian kid
and a Black kid,

are on the playground at recess.

The Irish kid suggests that they play a new
game.

"Let's see who has the biggest weenie," he
says.

"Okay." They all agree.

The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it
out.

"That's nothing," says the Italian kid.

He whips his out, and proudly shows that his is
at least an inch longer.

Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his
out.

It is by far, not only the biggest, but the
widest.

That night, eating dinner at home,

the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at
school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project and then
during recess,

my friends and I played a new game called

'Let's see who has the largest weenie."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the
mother.

"Well, I, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out
our weenies,

and I had the biggest!

The other kids say it's because I'm
Black.

Is that true?

"No, Antwon, - It's because you're eighteen!"