måndag 4 april 2011
Safely made it home
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex,
Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.
That’s when he realised he had made it home safely.
söndag 3 april 2011
lördag 2 april 2011
The new job
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
Finlands sak är vår
Kunskapskanalen kl 20:00-21:00. Finlandssvensk historiadokumentär från 2010. När Sovjetunionen anföll Finland den 30 november 1939 rörde det upp starka känslor i Europa. Tusentals svenskar valde att riskera sina liv som frivilliga för Finland i vinterkriget och fortsättningskriget. I programmet medverkar bl a forskarna Lars Westerlund, Göran Andolf, Alf W Johannson, Henrik Meinander och Ohto Manninen. Vidare medverkar frivilligsoldaterna Bengt Jansson, Karl G Hjerppe, Sam Sjöblom, Lars Björklund, Carl-Ragnar Béve, Stig Skogsberg m fl. Textat sid. 794. Repris Tisdag 5/4 kl 22:00 och Torsdag 7/4 kl 23:00. 
Nottingham Forest F.C - Pride of the Midlands
Leeds United möter Nottingham Forest. Tv4 Sport.The Championship. Kl 14:00. Kommentator: Peter Backe. 
American Werewolves - In haunted lives
In haunted lives från American Werevolves skiva The Lonely Ones, kom 2009. 
fredag 1 april 2011
Britney Spears, Deleted scene from Jackass 3D
Jimmy Kimmel Live - The third part of Jimmy's interview with Johnny Knoxville.
"Hi I'm Britney Spears, and this is The Poo Coctail Supreme"
Nya 200 kronorssedeln
Japp! Ernst Hugo har fått konkurens om vem som ska pryda den nya 200 kronorssedeln utav självaste Eddie Meduza. Som alla andra som har fått sin nuna på en sedel ska väl även han ha en devis eller ett valspråk på pränt någonstans, vad kan det bli? kanske: Kuken står! -eller- Räva,Räva,Räva,Räva -eller- Män då sa ja dä att har i rå å köppa buil, då har i rå å köppa BLÄNZIN! -eller- Möter jag en gubbe som har fin kostym och hatt, rusar jag fram och vrålar, har du runkat nåt inatt? -eller- Det där gjorde du bra Hitler! -eller- Säg rrrrrunka! -eller- Fan va dä dunkar i plåten Börje, jasså dä va ena fölksamling -eller- Jag har en stor kuk -eller- Jag är bara bäst -eller- Raggarunt -eller Josefiiiin, vill du suga min kuuuk? -eller- Vresa fetta, kärringajävel! -eller- Fruntimmer ska en ha å knulla mä -eller- någonting annat, listan kan ju göras hur lång som helst, men kanske den som ändå skulle passa bäst på en sedel är: Var den grön får du en ny!
Eleganten från vidderna - Eddie Meduza
Svt 2 ikväll kl 20:00 - 21:00, K special. Svensk dokumentär från 2010. Musikern, sångaren och komikern Eddie Meduza blev bannlyst i radio, men hans framgång var ostoppbar. Idag, nio år efter hans död, är hans tidiga inspelningar åtråvärda samlarobjekt. I filmen berättas om hans dramatiska liv, från en jobbig barndom till missbruk och fängelse men också till stor framgång och kultstatus. Även i SVT2 3/4 och SVT2 5/4
50 easy april fool's day pranks
50. Borrow someone’s cell phone and change the language setting to a foreign language. 49. Change the language for Google on someone’s computer. 48. Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf. 47. Swap the signs on the men’s and ladies’ rest rooms. 46. Hide scented air fresheners all over someone’s office. 45. Add food coloring to milk that comes in a cardboard container. 44. Add food coloring to the windshield washer fluid of someone’s car. 43. Switch around random keys on someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist. 42. Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors. 41. Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab some and eat it. 40. Replace Oreo cream-filling with toothpaste and offer one to someone. 39. Dip the tips of someone’s cigarettes in Orajel so their lips will go numb. 38. Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different. 37. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head. 36. Take something from someone’s office and leave them a ransom note. 35. Add several odd appointments with alarms set to go off during the day to a co-worker’s Outlook calendar. 34. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop. 33. Put a “Please Use Other Door” sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance. 32. Put a balloon on the tailpipe of a someone’s car so it will pop when they start their car. 31. Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle. 30. Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open. 29. Put plastic wrap around the door frame of a commonly used door. 28. Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap. 27. Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee. 26. Leave a note on someone’s car apologizing for an accident that never actually happened. 25. Glue all the eggs into the carton. 24. Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and place them back in the refrigerator. 23. Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won’t suds up. 22. Turn every setting in someone’s car to the maximum: the heat, the radio, the wipers, the seats, etc. 21. Place a small piece of Post-it note over the ball under someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work. 20. Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open. 19. Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen. 18. Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home. 17. Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work. 16. Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly. 15. Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder. 14. Put marbles in the hubcaps of someone’s car. 13. Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day. 12. Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position. 11. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day. 10. Pour vegetable oil on the exhaust of someone’s car so it will smoke when started up. 9. Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m. 8. Remove the shower head and place a Lifesavers candy in it, then put the head back on. 7. Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on. 6. Rearrange somebody’s drawers or file cabinets in a different order. 5. Tape magnets to the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof of your car and drive around. 4. Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser. 3. Put an ad in the paper for a garage sale at someone’s house beginning at 6 a.m. 2. Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom. 1. Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer
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