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The Public Servant

On the Australian border control

This Brit goes to Australia for a tourist trip and on the border they ask him if he had ever stayed in jail or had been arrested. So he says: "I did not know that was still required."

Walking Eagle

On a recent trip to the United States , Julia Gillard, Prime Minister of Australia, addressed a major gathering of Red Indians. She spoke for almost an hour on her plans for Carbon Trading Tax for Australia .. At the conclusion of her speech, the crowd presented her with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. A very chuffed Ms Gillard then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Ms Gillard. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.

Fel i receptet

I tidningen The Sydney Morning Herald kan man läsa att bokförlaget Penguin Group Australia låter trycka om 7,000 böcker, detta sedan ett fel smygit sig in i kokboken Pasta Bible, i ett recept står det "black people" istället för "black pepper". Att trycka om böckerna kommer att kosta företaget $20,000. Receptet som blev fel var på tagliatelle with sardines and prosciutto. Black Pepper (svartpeppar) till vänster i bild, brukar ingå i recept - Black People (svarta människor) till höger, brukar INTE ingå i recept!

Tim Whyatt

Tim Whyatt, australiensk serietecknare, född 24 aug 1967. http://www.whyatt.com.au/

Tim Whyatt lives on a remote island thousands of miles from Europe, called Australia. Every morning as he rides his kangaroo to work, hundreds of hilarious cartoon ideas appear in his head. Unfortunately, he forgets them before he reaches his office, so he ends up doing the kind of material you see here.

Alla personligheter som figurerar i hans serier är namngivna efter avlägsna släktingar till honom, trots detta får ingen av dessa släktingar ett cent i royalties!

Seagull surprise!

A Channel 9 reporter was telling the news of the day when a MASSIVE seagull dropped by the studio. Bird is the word, only in Australia!

Gabriella Cilmi - Sweet about me

Gabriella Cilmi (born 10 October 1991) is an Australian singer and songwriter. She is best known for her debut single "Sweet About Me", released in Australia in April 2008. In 2008, Cilmi won six ARIA awards including Single of the Year and Best Female Artist.(Wikipedia)

Hard-ons - All set to go

Australiens största indieband The Hard-ons med en låt från skivan Smell my finger som kom 1987, själv köpte jag den 1988 och sedan dess är de ett av mina favoritband, jag gick med i deras "fanclub" som bildades av en snubbe i england, jag fick en massa klistermärken och ...allt möjligt!! basisten Ray Ahn som ritar och målar bandets skivomslag skickade teckningar - skitkul!